The biggest decision of each day is whether to keep blogging or go to bed and the first one usually wins whoops.
32, 613 people understand this. Please explain
nobody say a word
- me: damn bae ur so hard
- Drake: that me lint roller
the fam here, the drink here, the girls here?
well fuck let’s get it then *pulls out lint roller*
Drake “vigorously” lint rolling his pants
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me
this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read